I’M GOING TO RUN TO CVS AND GRAB SOME TRASH BAGS. WE’RE ALMOST OUT. YOU NEED ANYTHING? SOME CIGARETTES?
WHAT ABOUT Q-TIPS? THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON Q-TIPS.
eject: THE JESUS WALMART RECIEPT!
Via eject
Huh? Wha?
That is some scary shit right there, but I’ll tell you something?
It isn’t Jesus. If it’s someone who is alive, it’s a wide eyed Harry Dean Stanton, but I don’t even think this ghoul is him.
No, it isn’t Jesus, Jesus was hot. I would have had sex with Jesus.
That’s a face, alright,…
Thank jeebus this is on the internetz.
“I followed you home everyday Katniss”
“Every-“
“-day”
omg internet i knew you would take it there. as soon as i saw his creepy rock face… i just knew.
bless you.
(Source: hazzahpls)
OH LOOK, I’VE DIED. WHAT A RELIEF. NOW I CAN FINALLY GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCKING ‘STOP KONY’ VIDEO.
